Legend speaks of a cat — identical to Gary in every way, except for the glowing red eyes, the insatiable lust for chaos, and the concerning habit of staring at walls at 3AM while the price chart dumps.
Some say Evil Gary was born when Gary looked into a mirror during a full moon. Others say he was created in a lab by degens who got bored of good-natured cats. The truth is far worse.
Evil Gary doesn't chase lasers. He chases liquidity. He doesn't knock things off tables. He knocks your confidence. He doesn't purr. He plots.
Evil Gary is... not that.
Evil Gary chases market caps.
Evil Gary wants to take all of them.
Evil Gary never sleeps. Neither should your bags.
Simple. Evil. No hidden fees. Just pure, uncut chaos.
Follow these steps or Evil Gary will appear in your dreams. You won't like it.
Download Phantom or your wallet of choice. Create a new wallet. Do not lose your seed phrase or Evil Gary will judge you.
Buy SOL from an exchange and send it to your wallet. Evil Gary accepts offerings in SOL only. No cat food.
Head over to pump.fun and search for $EVIL GARY. Connect your wallet. The dark lord awaits your arrival.
Swap SOL for $EVIL GARY. Then hold. If you sell early, Evil Gary will know. He always knows. He's watching you right now.
$EVIL GARY is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It exists purely for entertainment purposes. Evil Gary is not responsible for your financial decisions, your lost bags, or the nightmares you may experience. This is not financial advice. This is a cat with red eyes staring at you.
Follow Evil Gary on his quest for domination. Join his army of degens. Or don't. He'll find you either way.
0x0000...EVIL_GARY_CA_HERE
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